The How?

I can't follow written directions. "Blogging for Dummies"
is too advanced for me. And what's up w/ this HTML business? How do you interpret, 'No photo available'? Does that mean I can't have one or is it because I didn't upload one? Plus, there
is this whole writing bizness. I once had a teacher who told me I wrote like English was my second language. I was pretty
proud of myself! Hey, 'I'm bilingual'!!! It's gonna be a bumpy ride so bare w/ me. Just think of it as one continuous dress rehearsal.